Celebrate Oscar Weekend With SML
Broken Embraces' snub is unforgivable! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to eat a stray piece of carpet I found on the floor.
SML’s favorite religious holiday—Oscar weekend—is finally here! We’ll be tweeting tomorrow starting at 10:00 CST from the last half of the AMC Best Picture Showcase. Join us for An Education, The Hurt Locker, Up in the Air, The Blind Side, and Inglourious Basterds. You can follow us here, or keep an eye on the right side of SML’s home page, where we’ve placed a nifty new Twitter widget. The future is NOW. We’ll try to resist communicating every ludicrous, self-satisfied line of dialogue from The Blind Side (“You’re changing that boy’s life.” “No, he’s changing mine.”). Our thumbs might cramp up!
We’ll also say hello and comment on the ceremony (and Sarah’s sure-to-be awesome party) on Sunday evening. We apologize for anything that happens after we hit District Wine and the Up in the Air tiny liquor bottle lounge. Maybe we’ll even post some crazy party pics later this week. Probably not!
Why won’t you let ME tweet for once? I’m sure it’s perfectly legal to tweet “boobs” and the, you know, “F” word.
[...] Kimberly: Yet another reason why you should be our Oscar producer. Truly, I am baffled by this choice. Pretty people get everything in this crazy world—the biggest houses, the shiniest cars, the hottest drug dealers, the finest meats and cheeses—now they get to host the Oscars too? Are these two even popular enough to increase the numbers for the usually low-rated telecast? Are they going to do a dance number? You know Hathaway wouldn’t sign on until they agreed to give her a Judy Judy Judy moment. And I guess Franco can add this to his overachieving, manic resume—he is officially qualified for all the jobs now. I hope Twitter is still around in February, because this will be fun. [...]