We’re BAAACK! SML’s 2012 Oscar Menu
ALL THINGS OSCAR. It’s that time again!
- Get your ballots ready (print one here) and tune into E!’s Red Carpet rundown starting
- THIS SUNDAY, February 26th at 1:30 p.m. ET .
- Then pray for Billy Crystal when the show starts on ABC at 8:30 p.m. ET.
- Check out our Oscar Menu for this year —and feel free to add some more ideas of your own!
To Begin:
MIDNIGHT IN PARIS black vodka martinis
THE DESCENDANTS pineapple salsa with Hawaiian chips
MONEY (cheese) BALL with crackerjack
Main Course:
THE ARTIST BLACKened WHITE fish (served in silence)
Corned beef with WAR HORSEradish sauce
EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY GREEN steamed broccoli
Cheese Course:
HUGO-fromages (French assorted cheeses)
Dessert:
THE HELP—Chocolate pie, naturally!
And finally:
THE TREE OF LIFEsavers after dinner
Ed Note: A special thanks to SML Contributor Be for her ongoing creativity in this and all other matters.

Love your Oscar night menu! If you’re expecting a bigger crowd you might want to add these to your list:
Midnight in Paris: Old Fashioned cocktail
The Descendents: Pineapple Upside Down cake
Money Ball: peanuts and Cracker Jacks
The Artist: two souffles – one fluffy & one fallen
Extremely Loud & Incredibly too Close for Comfort: New York style pizza
War Horse: oatmeal cookies with raw oats
Hugo: stolen French bread