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Lets Talk About…Transsiberian
TRANSSIBERIAN (2008/DVD)
"Ha! That mean porter lady sure was right about those Russian Lolcats."
From: Brian McClelland
To: Kimberly Faulhaber
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2009
Subject: Transsiberian, or Never Ever Ever Go To Russia
Hi Kimberly!
Well, I finally saw Transsiberian, and you know what? It’s pretty scary. And by that I mean Russia!* For starters, their manky trains appear to pre-date The Great War, which is just unsafe, and are chock full of shady weirdos like the hot drug smuggler/rapist Spanish dude and his runaway American teenager girlfriend who share the sleeping cabin with our sorta happily married do-gooder American heroes played by Woody Harrelson and Emily Mortimer with creepy and altogether unfavorable results, like having gross sex right in front of you and then stashing their drugs in your bags and then trying the raping on you. Total dicks! Read more »
